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My Techno-Tipping Point Looms Ever Closer

Saturday, November 18th, 2023

I am sick of the scams.  More importantly, I’m sick of spending my time trying to determine which are scams and which are real.  They come by email, by text and on Facebook.  Yes,  and speaking of Facebook, I can no longer tell which of my “Friends” are real and which are imposters who have hacked into friends’ accounts or mine.  It is all beyond annoying and I am beginning to weigh the benefits of computer usage against the daily disruption to my peace of mind.

Furthermore, “vexing” doesn’t half express my reaction to the fact that it seems to be up to individual users of the internet to protect themselves from the scammers.  I had a quick “look around” to see what, if anything, the internet, itself, is doing on our behalf.  Here was a typical “response” to my question: “People are losing more money to scammers than ever before. Here’s how to keep yourself safe.” And then… yada, yada, yada — mostly telling me who is most likely to get scammed,  I fully expected this to be us old folks… but no.  It’s Generation Z — those born between the mid-1990s and Mid- 2010s.  (The rise in Social Media seems to be the culprit here.)

And, I might add, if you want to really make yourself crazy, Google “Internet Governance” to learn more about this situation. The article begins:  “Internet governance consists of a system of laws, rules, policies and practices that dictate how its board members manage and oversee the affairs of any internet related – regulatory body.”  Almost immediately comes this sentence: “No one person, company, organization or government runs the Internet. It is a globally distributed network comprising many voluntarily interconnected autonomous networks. It operates without a central governing body with each constituent network setting and enforcing its own policies.”

Yep.  Crazy-making information that didn’t really reassure me.  In fact — the opposite.  Lists and lists of ways I must be ever vigilant which translates in my mind to hours and hours of time when I could be using my pre-electric typewriter, hand-delivering my copy to the paper or mailing my manuscripts to a publisher.  (Risking, of course, their refusal to accept such old-fashioned submissions.)

I’m still pondering.  It’s all beyond annoying.

 

 

 

Sometimes you just have to wonder…

Sunday, October 22nd, 2023

Sydney and Pete Heckes, 1939

I ran across some old pictures today — many of them taken here in Oysterville during the summers of my childhood.  And, I’m glad to report that (as I’ve always remembered) it looks as though it was sunny and warm here all during those long, lazy days.  I am curious, though, about what we were doing and why someone (probably my dad) thought that whatever it was should be documented for posterity.

Sydney and Johnny Holway, 1939

Was I using Pete’s head to keep my balance?  And were those dandelions gone to seed that we were playing in?  Or the remnants of Papa’s garden? I think it was in front of this (my grandparents’) house where I now live and I’m quite sure that there was just a big empty field  surrounding the house, both of my grandparents being too old to care for lawns and garden beds.

Sydney, Ready for Summer 1940

And what were Johnny and I doing with those toy boats?  Did we go down to the bay and play with them as the tide came in?  Was one of them really mine or was Johnny sharing with me?  It wouldn’t be very many years before my Holway choice of playmates would be Ruth and John would be off with the other boys of the village.  But, when we were three-and-a-half, we looked to be pretty companionable.  And judging by the neat garden beds, we must have been outside of the Holways’ house, not my grandparents’ across the lane.

And how about those very chic dark glasses I was sporting on my way to the Heckes house?  At least I think that was me, though I have no memory of ever having had bangs.  Or dark glasses either for that matter.  I’m pretty sure, though,  that’s one of the Monterey Cyprus trees behind me (or whoever the glamour girl is!)

 

“…To see oursels as others see us!”

Sunday, October 8th, 2023

Robert Burns 1759-1796

Rabbie Burns certainly got it right in his famous poem “To A Louse, On Seeing one on a Lady’s Bonnet at Church.”  You probably remember the first two lines of the last stanza as well as I do:

O wad some Pow’r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see us!

And now, of course, through the magic of photography and video and computers and other technologies we take for granted, we can indeed see ourselves as others see us.  And, speaking for myself, at least, it’s always a shock!  And not especially pleasant.  I don’t think I want to be a movie star when I grow up!

Eric Wiegardt at Pacific County History Forum, October 4, 2023

I’m referring just now to my latest appearance on YouTube in Michael Lemeshko’s video of The Pacific County History Forum.  Granted, there are still some technical  problems that Michael is working out, but I fervently wish that we could re-do last week’s History Forum in its entirely — at least my part!

Couldn’t we just eliminate all my uhs and ahs for starters?  And what about my rubbing of arms and legs as I sat listening to Tucker and Eric?  It took me a moment to realize that this was an unconscious response to being cold.  There was no heat in the schoolhouse and though it was a pleasant day outside, it was not especially warm.  (Granted, as a “California Girl” at heart, I’m seldom comfortable if the outside temperature falls below 75° which is was, for sure, that October morning.)

Plus, no doubt, the sluggish circulation of old age was a factor.  It puts me in mind of my complaint to my doctor some years ago — probably 7 or 8, for I was still in my 70s.  I told him I was always cold and his response was “it’s just the perception of being cold.”  Well… yeah!  That’s what feeling hot or cold or well or sick is all about, isn’t it?  But I knew that he was trying to reassure me that my temperature was normal and I didn’t have some dreaded condition or ailment.

Tucker Wachsmuth at Pacific County History Forum – October 4, 2023

But back to that video.  I also vividly recall what Marta’s dad said to me after I had been in a bad automobile accident:  “And what did you learn from your experience?”  What I learned from seeing the video was to try to avoid being filmed in the future and to bundle up no-matter-what when outside my comfortable 72° household and to work on not umming and ahhhing when I talk.  And, in a worst-case-scenario, just don’t watch the video.

On the other hand, our Moderator Dayle Olson and the other two speakers, Tucker Wachsmuth and Eric Wiegardt were terrific.  No hesitancies.  No extremity-rubbing-to-encourage-circulation!  No problems.  I suggest you just watch their portions of the viideo which can be found by searching on Pacific County History Forum YouTube.

 

 

Fun! Fun! Fun! At the History Forum!

Wednesday, October 4th, 2023

Dayle Olson and History Forum Panelists: Sydney, Tucker Eric

It was such fun at the History Forum today despite two somewhat unexpected occurrences.  First of all, Dobby Wiegardt who was scheduled to speak about his grandfather was unable to attend due to illness so, his son Eric stepped in for him.  Fabulous!

The other unexpected (to me, anyway, occurrence was the Cell Phone Emergency Drill (or whatever it was) when everyone’s cell phones rang simultaneously.  I’m not sure what the point of that exercise is…  Climb a tree?  Jump into a bomb shelter? Listen for the drones and planes or melting icebergs?  Or, perhaps, just to be “content” in knowing that Big Brother is watching after us.  (Bag the word “after” though.)

Eric Wiegardt tells stories about his great-grandfather.

Dayle Olson served as our moderator today and I do wish she’d do it every time!  Smooth, thorough, setting just the right tone!  Thanks so much, Dayle!

Our day’s topic was “One By Land; Two By Sea.”  I talked about my great-grandfather’s trek across the plains with two yoke of oxen, six cows (four of which were dry), 4 hens, one rooster and a Conestoga wagon filled with all the necessities to begin life in Beulah Land —  from butter churn and rifles to water kegs, sacks of flour, apples, dried corn, potatoes and flitches of bacon.  And I prevailed upon my friend Miki Frace to demonstrate the art of kedging with me, she playing the role of Isaac Clark and I, R.H. Espy, as we “crossed the Columbia River in a flat-bottomed ship’s boat.”

Tucker Wachsmuth and Eric Wiegardt told the stories of their great-grandfathers who arrived on the West Coast of North America by sea.  Both travelled around the horn — 7 times for Tucker’s great grandfather! — both ended in San Francisco and both eventually arrived in Shoalwater Bay where they raised their families and made names for themselves in the oyster business.

Tucker Wachsmuth invites the audience “to sail on a clipper ship around the Horn.”

The audience was attentive, asked great questions and seemed genuinely interested in each speaker’s topic.  I do so hope that eventually we can trade places!  I’d so like to hear their stories and take my turn at the receiving end of these Forums!  Meanwhile,Michael Lemeshko again did a video recording — “maybe just in three parts instead of five this time,” he laughs.  “It’s a work in progress!”  It should be available online in a few days.  Stay tuned!  Information will be forthcoming…

 

Not Since The Civil War

Wednesday, September 27th, 2023

Senator Foghorn Leghorn

Nothing much in the news  surprises me anymore — mostly because I seldom pay much attention to anything beyond our local area.  (As in what’s the use?)

But there was a paragraph  in this morning’s NYT article on Menendez which did catch my eye: When politicians are unlikely to be removed, they rarely quit, and Menendez faces little risk of removal. Only the Senate can expel one of its members. It has not done so since the Civil War.

Really???  Not since the Civil War?  Not for 161 years?

Foghorn Leghorn Again

When I looked up more about it, it all became clear — and made me more disgusted than ever.  Basically, the ten senators who were removed at the beginning of the Civil War were from the southern states and they were removed for doing what their states had directed them to do.  In other words, they were doing their jobs.

Those opposed to the 1861 expulsion measure, argued that the southern senators followed the directions of their states and that no senator individually had conspired against the government.  They suggested that the expulsion rule should be reserved for individual acts of misconduct, since formal expulsion of the southern senators would only exacerbate an already inflamed situation. One of those in opposition to expulsion said he believed expulsion implied moral turpitude, a stain upon the personal character of the individuals that most would agree was unjust [in this case.]

And Yet Again

My mind whirls and twirls.  If I, as a teacher, had followed the directions of my principal, even though those directions were contrary to popular belief, should I have been fired?   But then, how can a lowly teacher compare herself to a high and mighty senator — one with gold bars secreted in the clothes of his closet.  No contest, folks.

We are so screwed up.  The mind boggles and the eyes overflow.  I KNOW BETTER than to read the news.  Shame on me!

 

 

 

So tell me again… what season is it, anyway?

Thursday, September 14th, 2023

Late Summer Crocuses?

The crocuses are up in my garden!  I thought that was a bit peculiar but I’m not very green-thumbish.  So I looked it up.  This is what I found:  Crocuses can bloom from late winter to early spring, depending on the area. The flowers hold up for about 3 weeks on average. 

Shasta Daisies? All dead-headed!

Addled I may be, but I’m positive it’s neither late winter nor early spring or even in between the two.  So, what’s with those croci (or crocuses if you prefer) in the beds under my rhododendrons on the east side of the house?

I did a little walk-about this afternoon to see if there are other weirdnesses.  Yes, indeedy!  The Shasta daisies are all but gone and the Black-eyed Susans are drooping toward oblivion.  I’ve watered and dead-headed and talked to them… but apparently for naught.

Droopy Black-Eyed Susans!

So what time of year is it in my garden, anyway?  Is it only this particular garden?  I am flummoxed.  The Garden Girls come tomorrow.  Maybe they’ll have the inside scoop.  And maybe we’ll have to put our heads together and plan a little differently for next year.

Thank you, Michael Lemeshko!

Sunday, September 10th, 2023

Michael Looking for the Best Angle

“Pacific County History Forum” is up and running on YouTube thanks to Michael Lemeshko, one of the Forum organizers.  Michael not only volunteered his video equipment and offered to document each of the monthly sessions.  He also explored how to get them online for those who want to experience the Forum again (and again) and especially for those who have not yet figured out how to be two places at one time.  Way to go Michael!

As he was working on the “finished product,” Michael kept me apprised of his progress:    The only negative is that the video is in 5 parts. So part one is 30 minutes, part 2, 30 minutes, and parts 3, 4, 5, a few minutes each . All due to either changing batteries or hitting pause. 

Then he went on to say: No more hitting pause. Can’t do anything about changing out a dead battery. Learning as we go...

Sydney Moderating

My “take” on it was one of total awe and amazement.  I don’t know what I expected, but I certainly did not think I would learn much by seeing the  video.  After all!  I was right there in the thick of things.  But… you know what they say about being too close to your work.  And it was true — I didn’t see the forest for the trees… (and not the trees very well, either.)

I’m so glad I can listen to each of the speakers again and again.  And I’m equally glad that I won’t be the moderator next month!  (Robby Burns comes to mind: O wad some Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us! )  There’s nothing like seeing yourself “up close and personal” to give you a taste of humble pie!

Do take a look!   If you were there in person, you’ll enjoy the “replay.”  And if you weren’t, I hope this will encourage you to come next time!

Back in the day…

Friday, August 25th, 2023

H.A. Espy and Log Wagon Headed South on Territory Road, circa 1900

…when my grandfather was a boy in Oysterville — in the i870s and ’80s — almost every house had a boat of some kind or other in the yard or the field.  It could be a skiff or an Indian canoe or a larger boat for oystering or fishing.  That’s not to say there weren’t also boats pulled up past the high tide line on the bay or in the anchorage near the Oysterville dock,  But boats were definitely part of the upland landscape — whether they were there to be worked on or just to keep safe from winter storms. In addition to boats, every household usually had a horse at pasture — often more than one.  And, perhaps a cow or two.

By my mother and her siblings’ time in the 1900s, 1910s and 1920s, not much had changed.  At our place, there might have been a few more horses at pasture.  My Uncle Ed said that there could be as many as “sixteen at the maximum,” which included the work horses for Papa’s Dairy Ranch and riding and carriage horses for the family.

By my childhood, things had morphed a bit.  The families whose men worked in the oysters often had a boat in the front yard or the  driveway — a boat they were working on, perhaps.  But only the families with kids had horses and usually, one horse per household.  Judy and Peter Heckes were the envy of most all of us because they each had a horse and sometimes Peter could be talked into letting one of the visiting cousins (mine or his) borrow it.

But… the morphing continues.  Now, at least in Greater Downtown Oysterville, there is seldom a horse to be seen — only one being ridden through once in a while by someone who lives outside of town.  I’m happy to say that there are still a few boats — mostly of the recreational variety as opposed to work boats.  And, as there have been since the early 1910s, there are automobiles and “automobile trucks” as my Aunt Medora called them.

AND… there is now a brand new wrinkle!  Electric cars (as well as hybrids) are appearing here and there in driveways around town. And so the morphing continues!  YAY!

Cold Winds and Swallowing Seas?

Sunday, August 20th, 2023

Four of Six on Saturday

It’s Regatta Weekend in Oysterville — THE EVENT OF THE YEAR — someone said at the Regatta Dinner last night!  Judging by the numbers of far-away friends who gathered to clap and cheer at bayside yesterday afternoon and the scores of folks at the traditional Regatta Awards Dinner last night, that assessment is not far off!  Still… I missed some of “the regulars” — the Charley Wachsmuth Family, Lina and Dave Cordray, and Tucker’s cousin Meredith for starters.

Kenny and the Commodore!

I loved it, though, that there were new participants — and twice as many sailors as last year!  “Commodore Tucker” — no longer sailing competitively — sat with the crowd at the end of Clay Street and offered expert commentary on what we were seeing.  I don’t know that anyone has kept count over the years, but I think that there were more sails that hit the water yesterday than ever before and, each time, we landlubbers waited for Tucker’s assessment — was everything all right out there?  Was anyone in trouble?

Lazer Down!

From this old lady’s perspective, the wind was wicked.  AND cold.  I was wearing my own winter jacket and two extra hoodies that friends had offered.  (I must have looked like one huddled mass!)  Later, at the Awards Dinner, the Dees provided a huge basket of blankets for anyone who wanted to wrap up!  (And I was far from the only one who did.)

Wes Weddell’s Potluck Offering

So, here it is… Regatta Sunday 2023.  It’s Tucker’s turn for the “Oysterville Moment” at Vespers.  I’ll let you guess what the subject will be!  (Hint:  the first Oysterville Regatta took place here in 1872…)

Amelia and Carol Wachsmuth – Granddaughter and Grandmother

Cool, Clear Water! And the hot, too!

Monday, August 7th, 2023

Camp Willapa Map, 1940 — as I remember it

I’m sure there’s a saying about not really appreciating something until you don’t have it.  If you’ve been without one of those “take-it-for-granted” things like running water — and not for just a day or two but for a full week or more — you know just what I mean!   After  seven full days and nights in that situation, I can scarcely tell you how joyous it is to shower and to flush to say nothing of use the dishwasher and the washing machine!

It’s not that I’ve never done without the amenities of running water or even electricity.  From the time I was seven until I was fourteen, I spent every July and August at Dorothy Elliott’s Camp Willapa.  We had neither of the above and I honestly can’t remeber giving it a thought.  Each group of campers (“Squirrels” were the youngest — five and six year-olds, I think) included roughly 12 or so girls of a two-to three year age span.  By the time I was 14, I was a “Junior Counselor” and lived with the Squirrels in Squirrel Lodge.

From My Scrapbook – “Our Tent, 1947”

Before that, I worked my way up the age groups, each group having their own large lodge and four or five “tent cabins” in which we slept.  Each group also had an outhouse, a fire pit over which hung an huge cauldron from which we scooped warm water in our tin basins for washing ourselves and maybe our underwear.  Most of our clothing, though — shirts, pants (called “longs” and “shorts”) were sent once a week to the Chells Laundry in Ocean Park.

Our various  daily “duties” were rotated each week and  included “outhouse duty” (sweep, mop, make sure there was T.P. and a supply of lime, “fire duty” which meant having a supply of firewood handy to the fire and keeping an eye on it throughout the day so it never died out completey; water duty which involved pumping buckets and buckets of water from the pitcher pump and filling the cauldron each day.

Hot Water Supply at Camp Willapa

Fortunately, we all took our meals at the Cook Tent whcih most years was run by Mrs. Eberhardt from Ocean Park.  I think it had electricity and I know there was running  water because one of our “punishments” was KP Duty (which I do remember, but not what my transgressions were.)

Those years were later followed by dry camping out of our VW Bug when Charlie and Marta were little.  After many camping trips with zero amenities during my Camp Willapa years, I thought having a Coleman Stove was a luxury beyond compare!

All of these memories notwithstanding, this past week waiting for my ancient pipes (not my personal ones… not yet) to be replaced by the plumber was not a pleasant time.  I would have traded almost anything for the old outhouse that I remember here when I was very young  or that old pitcher pump by the back door with its reliable stream of running water!