At Disney World

My subconscious has “put paid to” this 45th presidency even though the final ballot counts aren’t yet tallied.  I know that (the subconscious part) because I spent a fitful night dreaming — can I say nightmaring? — that I was in charge planning the DJT Presidential Library.

Apparently, there had been a huge controversy about just which was the Orange Man’s “home state” (which is where the library was to be put.)  It was finally decided (by me) to place it adjacent to Disney’s Epcot Center in Orlando and to make it a theme park centered on the Presidential Tweets.

My presentation was to “The Board” — I’m not sure what “Board” but in my nightmare it was made up of dozens of men and women who were all smoking cigars and who all looked a bit like George Burns.  On display was a three-dimensional model of the proposed library’s interior and a set of huge earphones for everyone.

George Burns In Drag

The model library was divided into large rooms labeled “Covid,” “Climate,” “Putin,”  “Wall,” “Fake News,” “Economy,” etc.  If you tuned your earphones into one of those rooms, you could listen to every tweet #45  had made about that particular subject.  There were a great many room possibilities — maybe a hundred.  But there were no other parts to the library because, as I explained to The Board, there was no evidence of any papers, records, collections or other historical materials that had accumulated during DJT’s presidency.  “Just tweets,” I told them.

The Naked Truth?

At the end of my spiel, someone rolled one of the naked statues of Trump into the room.  My proposal was to make that the  center piece of the library.  Wow!  What a wrangle that turned into!  Apparently there were many who still wanted it to replace the Lincoln statue in Washington D.C.

OMG!  Will this nightmare never end?  Apparently not…