
Nyel’s Workbench
As we get older and more doddery, we spend increasing amounts of time looking for things. Not just our keys or my coffee cup or the second section of the paper, but more serious items like Nyel’s cane (no comment!) or that stack of bills I was going to pay today. So, yesterday when Garage-Guy Nyel came into my office and said, “Guess what I found!” all sorts of possibilities flashed through my mind.
I was hopeful that it was my Grandmother’s doll, Myrtle who disappeared ten or more years ago, but that seemed unlikely. Nyel had been working in the garage most of the day – painting pickets, I thought, for the everlasting Fence Project. I couldn’t imagine that Myrtle was the type to be hanging out midst the tools and tires and other ancient-but-too-good-to-throw-away-stuff in the garage.
I did know that Garage-Guy had been “puttering” while waiting for the primer to dry. “Sorting screws and nails and stuff,” he had told me a few days before. I understand that situation completely. There are always things to clean-up, arrange, or put away in the garage just as there are in my office. It’s a never-ending process. But the possibilities of what he might have found seemed limitless.
In answer to my “I can’t imagine! What?” he said in a voice brimming with satisfaction, “The top of my workbench!” I followed him out to the garage, and there it was! VERY impressive. I think it’s been buried for several years at least. Plus, there wasn’t a big pile of “stuff” with no place to go. Tools were hanging on the pegboard; nuts and bolts and screws and nails were sorted and in all those jars he’s been hoarding, bits of sandpaper were in a see-through plastic bag on a nearby shelf. Wow!

Growing a Salad
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Farmer Nyel has been growing lettuce, sort of from scratch. He read in the AARP magazine in one of those “99 Ways to Save Money” articles that you can take the core of a head of romaine lettuce, put it in a half-inch of water, and grow another head of lettuce. So, being a penny wise kind of guy, he’s trying it out. And it’s growing! Fast!
All of this positive activity with these fine results should make me want to organize my files or clean off my bookshelves. Or at least make plans for a salad… I think I’m immune to suggestibility, though. Too busy hunting for my spectacles.
My father would approve of Nyel’s workbench! He organized his tools in the same way and even drew around them with a felt-tipped pen so he could see exactly where he needed to put a think back. Maybe Dave will be thus organized. He tries and enjoys the sorting process, but then can’t remember where things were put away. Back in the /90s he drove around with an electric screw driver on the bumper of his VW van!
And I shall hope to hear more about the lettuce!
After all that activity, especially watching the lettuce grow, I’d be tempted to take a nap.
Listen guys, this sounds like The Martha Stewart version of penny pinching. Please call if you’d like me to subsidize your next lettuce purchase.
Cate
Besides that it didn’t work! The leaves didn’t get much bigger than those in the photograph and then the heart turned yucky and brown. One more reason I don’t like that AARP magazine! (Thanks for the subsidy offer. We may take you up on that for the L in our next BLTs!)