And back to “Oysterville, A Simply Lovely, Living Ghost Town” — the skewed, some-right-some-wrong sort of article in the 2019-2020 issue of Discovery Coast. Paragraphs #11 and #12 are mostly correct. Except for the parts that are totally wrong:
Eight houses, a church, the cannery and a one-room schoolhouse are on the National Register of Historic Places. And some structures date back to the 19th century.
Though Oysterville might be considered a ghost town, it does have life. The post office is the oldest continuously operating post office in Washington. The Oysterville Store sells groceries, souvenirs and gifts. Oysterville Sea Farms sells harvested seafood.
Once upon a time, the Oysterville Store did indeed sell groceries, souvenirs and gifts. But not recently. As many a tourist or out-of-town visitor can tell you, the little store has not been open for some time — maybe two or three years now. I understand, though, why Mr. Webb didn’t think to come all the way north to Oysterville to check it out. Everyone we know is in agreement that it is very much farther for people who live in the southern regions of the Peninsula to drive north “clear to Oysterville” than it is for us Oystervillians to drive south to their neck of the woods. Go figure.
But, it’s the Oysterville Sea Farms reference to selling “harvested seafood” that really flummoxes me. I can’t imagine anyone in the greater Peninsula area or even in Pacific County — especially anyone associated with the Chinook Observer — not knowing that Sea Farms owner Dan Driscoll finally won his fight with the county and can now sell all manner of things (including the souvenirs and gift items erroneously credited to the Oysterville Store.) Even some of my books are sold there! Especially the ones about Oysterville! Perhaps they could have been useful in fact-checking the article for Discovery Coast. Perhaps a radical idea…