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Birds of a Feather

Saturday, April 6th, 2013

VisitorFriends Erik and Pat Fagerland came over late yesterday afternoon – Erik to clean out our chicken coop and Pat ‘along for the ride.’  I think it’s the third voluntary coop cleanout that Erik’s done since Nyel has been listed in the crippled column.  To say we are in his debt is not even close.

Pat and I were just beginning our catch-up visiting when Erik was back at the house telling Pat there was a crow trapped in the chicken run.  Pat’s artwork has featured crows for years and Erik knew she’d be out there in a flash with her camera.  I was right behind her.

The crow, small enough that we thought he might be a juvenile (and, therefore, not yet worldly-wise), had apparently flown into the run when the gate was wide open.  Nyel had not thought to prop it open when he made the food and water delivery in the early a.m.  Then came the wind with predictable results:  crow in; chickens out.

Posing CrowThough I was only two steps behind, Pat was already snapping photos by the time I approached.  I chose to go inside the run with the intruder, knowing that pictures taken through that chicken wire are not always optimum.  The crow considered me closely, did a few fly-bys and then settled down to pose this way and that on the chicken’s outdoor roost.

He (or she) continued to cooperate with Pat after she and I exchanged places but when the photographic session was over and Erik opened the gate wide, there was no hesitation on the crow’s part.  He was out of there.  We all wondered if he had learned his lesson or if tempting bits of overlooked chicken feed would lure him in again sometime.

Meanwhile, the girls had gathered under a nearby rhododendron to watch the proceedings.  No telling how long they had been closed out – it had been windy all day long.  There was a single egg in one of the nest boxes but no way of telling if it had been laid early in the morning or later in the afternoon.  Perhaps, as sometimes happens, it was the only one for the day.  Or, perhaps, there were one or two others placed strategically in the garden when the nest boxes couldn’t be accessed.

We’ll probably never know, just as we’ll probably never know if that crow is a particular friend of the girls and visits often.  Somehow, I suspect that it was not his first foray into our chicken run… and he didn’t seem traumatized enough to make it his last.

Discombobulated in Oysterville

Thursday, April 4th, 2013

 

Hidden Easter EggsI seem to be confused these days, but in a good way.  My expectations don’t match the calendar nor do my hours match the clock.  Part of that is due to the weather, part is due to the earlier-than-used-to-be Daylight Savings Time, and part is due to the calendar.

In the first place, that lion that is so touted at the beginning of every March never really arrived last month.  March came in more like a lamb and, though there were spates of rain and wind throughout the month, it went out with the best few days of weather we’ve had since last summer.

Easter Dinner, 2013In fact, Easter Sunday on March 31st was so beautiful that the neighbors had an egg hunt in the church yard for their grandchildren.  A little later we enjoyed a mid-day dinner al fresco at another neighbor’s!  I think those were firsts in Oysterville, at least in my memory.

Then, too, the days are already lasting longer now that the clocks get set ahead in early March.  That timing has been true for quite a few years now – since 2006 I think – but it still catches me by surprise each Spring.

The chickens are having a little adjustment problem, too.  Since it’s still dark in the morning at the optimum time for me to feed and water them, I postpone those chores until a little later than they’d like.  You’d think I’d mend my ways or adjust my life a bit rather than be greeted with such clucking and scolding each day!  But… sorry, girls!  That’s just the way it is.

And, even though the calendar tells me it is early April and time for those promised showers, the warm sunny weather continues.  I’ve been spending my afternoons out in the garden weeding and seeding and dead-heading and feeling like it’s May.  The weatherman says that will change today; the rains are coming.

Good!  Maybe that will give all these biorhythms and weather cycles and time changes and cranky chickens a chance to settle down.  I don’t mind being a fair weather gardener, but not for another few weeks yet…

“Early to bed and early to rise…”

Sunday, March 10th, 2013

SunriseWe forgot about the ‘early to bed’ part entirely last night.  In fact we totally spaced the necessity of changing the clocks, but Nyel’s biological chronometer kicked in at the new 5:00 a.m. anyway.  Actually, his cell phone said 5:15 but our old-fashioned, battery-operated alarm clock hadn’t rung.  “It’s only 4:15,” said I.  And then reality set in.

Of course, I’m never sure what reality is when it comes to Daylight Saving Time.  I tend to be one of those people who live by the clock and it always shakes me up a bit to come face-to-face with the fact that all these time divisions are totally arbitrary.  Some years ago when we were traveling in Arizona, I became confused and disoriented between the time designations on the Navajo reservation where they do practice Daylight Saving and the rest of the state, which does not.

Even though the Navajos go along with the federal Daylight Saving Program (which is totally voluntary, not mandated), they do have a great saying that goes something like this:  “Only the U.S. government could believe that when you chop the top off a blanket it and sew it on the bottom, you have a longer blanket.”

They are right, of course.  The hours of daylight stay the same.  The plan should have been named the Energy Saving Time instead.  Daylight Saving actually began during World War I in Germany as a way to reduce artificial lighting and save coal for the war effort.  Many other countries adopted the plan and the U.S. standardized the start and end of Daylight Saving Time in 1918 for those who chose to observe it.

Schoolhouse Clock During World War II, it became obligatory for the whole country as a way to save wartime resources and, for the last three years of the war, Daylight Saving Time was actually observed all year long.  We seem to be headed in that direction once again; since 2007 the time period for Daylight Saving has been increased from seven to eight months.

For the Doubting Thomases like me, studies show that the plan does, indeed, save energy.  In 2008, the Department of Energy found that during Daylight Saving Time, U.S. electricity use decreased by 0.5 percent per day which added up to 1.3 billion kilowatt-hours – enough to power about 122,000 average U.S. homes for a year.  Now that is impressive!

Bottom line here in Oysterville, though:  the chickens could care less.  And I have an extra hour in the morning before I need to trek out to the coop with their breakfast.  Not exactly an energy-saver but still…

The Bottom Line

Tuesday, February 26th, 2013

'Night NightOur girls are huge, or so they look to me when I tuck them in each night just before sunset.  Of course, I’m looking at them from what some might call an unflattering perspective.  They are on their perch, settling in for the night and I am seeing their feathery behinds.  Huge!

Farmer Nyel says, “Not so.”  But then it’s been a month and more since he’s been the one to close them in for the night.  I contend that they don’t look as big when they are just running around in the garden, free-ranging as it were.  But by the dusky light of evening, they look almost as big as turkeys!  Really!

Which just goes to show that lighting is everything.  And also, that feathers are not slimming.  It’s true, too, that the ladies wearing white look a bit fuller in the hind quarters than those in the darker feathers.  You can learn a lot about fashion from chickens.

Most important, though, is attitude and these ladies have lots of it.  They rustle their bustles and flounce their skirts even as they are getting ready for a good night’s sleep.  And, I really don’t think they are doing it for anyone else’s benefit – certainly not mine.

The only reason I even get a glimpse of them is because I’m checking the nest boxes on the opposite side of their coop.  As I gather the eggs, I can look toward the perch to see that everyone is home in time for curfew.  I tell them “goodnight and thank you” for their beautiful offerings.

Sometimes I tell them how delicious the frittata was or the potato salad or whatever else we might have enjoyed made with their eggs.  I never mention eating chicken to them, though.  That would be tacky.

I remember when they were skittish and shy and looked like little yellow or white fur balls.  No attitude then!  But now, they are full of confidence and pizazz.  They are all about being hens and laying eggs and clucking up a storm.  These ladies know what it’s all about!

As I say, you can learn a lot from chickens!  Just fluff your feathers and strut your stuff!  Spend time in the garden and get a good night’s sleep.  Easy as that!

The Measure of Friendship

Thursday, February 21st, 2013

Three Out Of FourIn most circumstances, I’d be the first to say that there is no way to measure friendship.  And why would you want to, anyway?  Like all the best things of life – the fleeting sunrise, the smell of honeysuckle, the starry-eyed feeling of first love – there is no cause to quantify.  It is what it is.

But, last evening I had second thoughts about that.  And I just couldn’t help but think in terms of buckets.  Buckets of chicken poop, actually.  How often does someone offer, out of the blue, to come and clean out your chicken coop?  To us backyard chicken farmers, that was huge!  Especially when the Chief Chicken Farmer is incapacitated and his Number One Assistant is a bit inept in the Physical Capability Department.

Our friend Erik, also a chicken owner, arrived with work gloves, bucket, shovel, fresh shavings and I don’t know what all and went to work.  But not until he had set up his little portable barbecue and fired it up.  He took care of the chickens while it was still light and then turned his attention to steaks for four.

Pat and ErikMeanwhile, the other half of the team, beautiful Pat, was sautéing onions and mushrooms, unpacking a green salad and a potato salad (her grandmother’s recipe), and providing cheese-and-cracker snacks for starters.  I had only to set the table and find a serving spoon or two.  Talk about being spoiled!

There was a steak for each of us, done to perfection and Pat’s “trimmings” were spectacular.  But it was the conversation and the laughter and the caring that filled our hearts.  It was an evening to remember.  I’m sorry I didn’t think to take a picture or two.  I guess I was too busy being overwhelmed.

“Dripping Thighs” & Other Naughty Delights

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013

Dripping ThighsEven though I’m fairly certain that our girls are non-readers and not even that much interested in the pictures, I have no intention of letting them get an accidental look at our newly acquired reading matter.  It’s a book that will not leave the confines of the house.  In fact, it will probably live in the kitchen, a safe and suitable distance from our hens.

I’m sorry to be so selfish about it.  Fifty Shades of Chicken is a gorgeous volume but, after all, it’s a recipe book devoted to culinary delights involving chickens.  But that’s not the part I’m feeling protective about.  I’ve told our girls since they were hatchlings that it’s their eggs that are of interest.  No way are they, themselves, headed for the stew pot.

No.  It’s the provocative aspects of this beautifully illustrated book that I don’t want them exposed to.  The photographs are so enticing and the recipe descriptions so mouth-watering, that I’m fearful the girls might be tempted to stray from the coop and into a life of sinful pleasure.  Take the recipe for “Cream Slicked Chick,” for instance.  It is introduced (as are all the recipes) with a conversation between the chef and his chicken partner:

Fifty Shades of ChickenYou have the most beautiful skin, pale and not one feather.  I want to crisp every single inch of it.”
“You can crisp me any time,” I purr.
“How about a little honey and spice,” he asks suggestively…

Way too enticing and seductive for our wholesome, backyard girls.  Even the recipe titles – “Chile-Lashed Fricassee,”  “Hot Rubbed Hen,” or “Learning to Truss You” – could easily tempt them into a life doomed to begin by sharing a shelf in the fridge with a ham so enormous I have to huddle up against the door as one chicken victim describes her fate  in the book’s introduction.

Not that Farmer Nyel and I don’t intend to enjoy the book and the recipes ourselves!  We are, indeed, planning on chicken dinner adventures for some time to come.  And, we have already recommended the book (and even given a copy!)  to friends.  It’s just that this book is not suitable reading material for the girls and we want to be responsible stewards (ahem!) of our flock.

A Birdie On My Window Sill

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013

Dining Room Window SillOur Oysterville world was white with frost yesterday morning when I went out to feed the chickens.  They slipped and slid a little as they waddled down the ramp from their coop toward their food and they waited impatiently while I added warm water to melt the ice in their ‘water’ container.  The girls aren’t crazy about cold weather, despite their fluffy, down-lined dresses.

As I opened the door on my way back into the house, something dark flew by me, into the laundry room and then through the open kitchen door.  “Oh oh!” was my less-than-intelligent hought.  About a month ago, we’d had an infestation of  large dark moths in the house so for an instant I thought they were “baaaack!”  But almost immediately I heard that tell-tale thumping against one of the dining room windows.

“Moths don’t thump.  And it’s not a bat,” I thought with relief.  “They head for dark corners and don’t endlessly knock their heads against the window panes.”

Little Black Bird.jpgSure enough.  On the window sill was a tiny black bird with a long, pointy bill. When I came into the room she hopped off the sill and down onto the shelf and looked at me in a very friendly way.

“I know it’s cold out there,” I said, “but you can handle it.  You really don’t belong inside.”  Then, I said, “I’m going to open the doors again and I want you to fly back outside.  Okay?”  She studied me intently and no sooner had I opened those doors to the frosty outdoors than out she flew!

I couldn’t help but think of Robert Louis Stevenson’s wonderful poem from A Child’s Garden of Verses:

A birdie with a yellow bill
Hopped upon my window sill,
Cocked his shining eye and said:
“Ain’t you ‘shamed, you sleepy-head!”

 Of course, ‘my’ birdie had a black bill and was on the inside window sill.  More importantly, I was the one giving her advice not the other way around.  But then, Robert Louis Stevenson had never been in Oysterville where we get up with the chickens!

Turning Blue With The Cold?

Sunday, January 13th, 2013

Until a few days ago, I have been complaining fairly regularly about the recalcitrant ways of our two Ameracauna hens.  Though their same-age-coop-mates, two Wyandottes, have been presenting us with lovely brown eggs since last September, no blue Ameriacauna eggs have been in evidence.

Then, one day last week we got four brown eggs.  Since hens are programmed to lay only one egg a day, and since we have four hens, it seemed reasonable to assume that the Ameacaunas are producing brown eggs, even though they are billed as blue egg layers.  But then… day before yesterday we got three eggs – two brown and one blue!  And, yesterday, another blue egg!

We are totally mystified.  We accept that our own lips are likely to ‘turn blue’ with cold.  And the temperature here in Oysterville has been dipping down into the twenties for the last few nights…  But it’s hard to believe that hens’ eggs also turn blue when the thermometer drops.

We’ve investigatedmany possibilities.  We have learned that it is extremely rare for hens to lay two eggs in a day and, if it happens, it’s likely to be a hen new to the laying business which our Wyandottes are not.  We’ve also learned that egg color does change as hens approach molting time, but it’s a matter of a pigment change.  Dark brown eggs become lighter; brown eggs do not change to blue.  Or at least that’s what my research to date reveals.

So, the various daily combinations of late – four brown eggs; two browns and one blue; one brown and one blue – remain one of “Life’s Little Mysteries.”  The older I get, the more I notice that things fall into that handy category.  I used to blame our resident ghost, Mrs. Crouch, for unexplained occurrences around our house.  But I truly think that changing our hens’ egg colors is beyond her purview!

Finally! Four for Four!

Wednesday, January 9th, 2013

Even on these darkest days of winter, we are blessed with one or two eggs a day.  They are brown eggs and we have assumed that they are being produced by our two Silver Laced Wyandotte hens (as all the literature says.)  We had given up on the two Ameracaunas.  Maybe in the spring, we thought, we would start finding their blue eggs in the nest boxes.

The four chicks had hatched in early April and grew up with classic good looks, each matching pictures of their breeds perfectly ( just like the literature said.)  When the first brown eggs were produced we praised the Wyandottes and waited expectantly for the blue eggs from their coop-mates.  Nothing.  Our research revealed that sometimes hens will wait until the following spring to begin laying.  Obviously, that must be the case with our Ameracaunas.  But a few days ago we found four (count’em, four) brown eggs waiting for us!

I immediately apologized to those two Ameracaunas for the occasional encouragement (read ‘chiding’) I’ve doled out to them concerning their lazy laying habits.  Who knows how many of the brown eggs we’ve been enjoying came from them?  I guess it’s not their fault that they are colorblind.  Or whatever you call a hen who lays brown eggs instead of blue.

Once, a few months back, I did find three eggs in the nest boxes.  I thought that I’d probably missed one the day before.  But this time, there was no mistake.  Four in one day!  Way to go girls!  We’ll make another plan for Easter.  No problem.

Shades of Mabel Goulter

Friday, November 16th, 2012

When Farmer Nyel’s new bionic knee went wonky a few weeks ago, it seemed expedient to take on some of his two-legged duties that heretofore I had given but little thought to – duties, that is, with regard to the girls.  Four fat hens don’t really require much on a day-in-day-out basis, but they do like their routines and I am happy to accommodate them,

Mostly, I need to open their coop door as soon after daybreak as possible, replenish their feeding pan with poultry feed, check their water supply and, on all but the stormiest days, open the gate to their run so that they can freely forage in the garden.  At dusk I make sure they have returned to their roost in the coop, check the nest boxes for eggs, and lock their door and gate against the wily predators lurking behind the rhodies.

I try to do that last bit before all the daylight has faded.  One night I was a little late and, though I had flashlight in hand, I was mightily startled to hear a sort of high whine and then a thump-thump-thump followed by silence.  It was nearby and I think may have been a deer startled into leaping back out of the yard over the east fence.  It was a bit unsettling and put me in mind of the early Oysterville schoolteacher who tripped over a cow lying in the middle of the road one dark evening.  I don’t want to be tripping over any critters on my way to the coop, that’s for sure.

Otherwise, the duties aren’t onerous at all – just simple chores that need to be done fairly much on schedule.  Nyel insists that he can do them himself but I say why hobble over 25 yards of uneven ground and back again risking yet another fall and never mind that you are using the cane – shit happens.  (It is an issue.  I’m sure other wives of stubborn farmers would understand.)

Anyway, it’s the one ‘battle’ that I’ve won, at least for the nonce.  The hardest part is the timing.  I’ve given up trying to be showered and dressed and ready to face my day before waking up the girls.  They get very impatient and, if I am late, they greet me with lots of wing-flapping and scolding clucks.  So it is that I shrug on a down vest over my bathrobe, pull on my rubber boots, fill the feed pail and head across the yard first thing in the morning.

Yesterday, Nyel snapped my picture and, had I been heading up the street instead of into the back door, I could have been a throw-back to Mabel Goulter.  In my early childhood, I used to see her heading up the road to milk her cow each morning.  I’m not sure where she kept that cow or why she felt she had to milk before breakfast (perhaps cream for her oatmeal?), but I do remember her outfit – some sort of wrap thrown over her bathrobe and rubber boots and a bucket.

I guess some things don’t change in Oysterville.