Laugh Out Loud! It’s Thursday!
This came to me yesterday from my friend Joy in NYC. It was sent to her by her friend Diane on Kauai.
My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary:
Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds; some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You must gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentlly touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
What a hoot! What a layout talent you have !
Diane was commodore of Master Mariners in San Francisco – in that life everyone i knew sailed gaff riggers. In the 70s and on I was lucky to house-sit for Capt Diane and Captain Jerry Brenden (American Airlines). When Jerry retired they moved from Marin to Kauai. Visiting Diane includes the Kilauea Light House where she is a docent and where the Albatross hang out leaving their eggs on lawns. And we do plein aire watercolors. Diane prefers to paint pet portraits particularly dogs. Hailey Girl , Golden, Kit Kit indoor tabby, and Mew Mew outside
black cat. (Cats hate each other.)
Diane, another sailor and i traveled Early June 2019 to China. My first tour. On the Yangtze River seven days then 7 more on land. We just postponed Africa. Love from Montauk, J 1, blue